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Sunday, December 13, 2009

TODAY’S FORECAST

TODAY’S FORECAST


THE NATIONAL FORECAST HAS ISSUED A POETRY WARNING FOR HAMPSHIRE COUNTY IN WESTERN MASSACHUSETTS UNTIL 9:30 PM EST.

AT 8:35 PM EST NATIONAL FORECAST RADAR INDICATED A SEVERE POETRYSTORM CAPABLE OF PRODUCING STRONG, RADICALLY CHANGING WINDS. THIS DANGEROUS STORM WAS LOCATED 10 MILES SOUTHWEST OF NORTHAMPTON OR 11 MILES WEST OF SOUTH HADLEY MOVING NORTH AT 45 MPH.

LOCATIONS WITHIN THE WARNING INCLUDE ALL AREAS NORTH OF I-90.

THIS IS A DANGEROUS STORM. MOVE INTO YOUR SHELTERS NOW! IF NO UNDERGROUND SHELTER IS AVAILABLE...MOVE INTO AN INTERIOR ROOM ON THE LOWEST FLOOR OF A STURDY STRUCTURE.

SLIPPERY SLOPES AND DAMAGING SHIFTING WINDS ARE ALSO EXPECTED WITH THIS STORM.

HEAVY PRECIPITATION FROM THE STORM MAY PRODUCE LOCALIZED FLOODING. DO NOT DRIVE INTO AREAS WHERE POETRY COVERS THE ROAD.

REPORT SEVERE POETRY TO THE NEAREST LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCY. THEY WILL RELAY YOUR REPORT TO THE NATIONAL SERVICE.

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