Your collateral

Sorry we killed
your family, it won’t
happen again, here’s
payment: two
thousand dollars, U.S.
per member, today
only, your last will
and testament on sale,
your worst nightmare,
your only collateral
damaged, unavoidable
greater glory and of
course, there’s a valuable
resource here, our only
recourse was to act in
a manner wholly in
keeping with your
best interests in mind,
bringing you: democracy;
freedom; handy consumer
tips; all rights reserved;
restrictions apply; it’s
a new way forward